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Tuesday, July 31, 2007


Se encuentran dos amigos.

Two friends run into each other.)

- Oye, macho, ¡tengo un pato que habla!

"Hey [listen], man, I have a duck that talks!”)

- Amos, hombre, no digas tonterías.

("Come on, man, don't say stupid things.")

- Que sí, ya verás. Ven a mi casa y lo ves.

("But it's true, you'll see. Come to my house and you'll see it.")

Llegan a la casa, abren la puerta y aparece un pato.

(They arrive at the house, open the door, and a duck appears.)

- A ver. Pato, tráeme una corbata.

("Watch. Duck, bring me a tie.")

- ¡Cuaaa!


- Pst...¡la de rayas misma!

("Geez . . . the striped one! [Cuál = Which?])

Gerri said...

I am going to say this to my neighbor from Mexico.. lol..

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nice one! gotta love the duck jokes (in any language!)

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("Watch. Duck, bring me a tie.") who said this????

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El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

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"Vera, I have good news and bad news."

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"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."

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